The Royal Proclamation
Hear ye, hear ye! By decree of the internet gods:
1 Square Kilometer = $1
That's right! For the price of a mediocre coffee, you can own an entire SQUARE KILOMETER of virtual land!
What is MapYourKingdom?
MapYourKingdom is the world's premier (okay, maybe only) virtual land acquisition service where you can claim your own digital domains on our interactive map. For just $1 per square kilometer, you can finally fulfill your dreams of unlimited power and questionable territorial claims!
Why Become a Virtual Monarch?
- Impress your friends with your vast digital domains
- Name your kingdom whatever you want (Keep it PG, Your Majesty)
- No actual responsibilities, taxes, or angry peasants!
- 100% dragon-free guarantee (mostly)
- Absolutely zero diplomatic skill required
Royal Disclaimer:
MapYourKingdom does not provide actual land ownership, royal titles recognized by any government, or the ability to collect taxes from real people. Any attempts to invade neighboring virtual kingdoms will result in immediate time-out and possible revocation of royal emoji privileges.
Premium Kingdom Features
Peasant Package
Basic kingdom status with digital deed.
Included!
Noble Package
Everything in Peasant Package plus custom kingdom flag & physical deed mailed to your castle.
Coming Soon!
Royal Package
Digital castle & personal court jester emoji.
Coming Soon!
No carriages or royal horses provided for transportation to your virtual land.
Royal Testimonials
"I bought 10 square kilometers for $10 and now my cats actually listen to me. 5/5 stars!"
— King Whiskers IV
"I finally have somewhere to put all my imaginary friends. They seem happier now."
— Queen Sally of Unicornia
"I was going to buy a sandwich, but I bought 5 sq km instead. Best decision ever."
— Duke of Lunchington
"My virtual kingdom is the only place where my PowerPoint presentations receive standing ovations."
— Emperor of Slideshowia